Sighs and Hallelujahs Stories and thoughts about the adventures of life without arms

The Best Answers

Here were the best answers to the "Dumbest Question" that I posted previously:

Funniest Response
Let people know that at the beginning of history, shaking someone’s hand demonstrated that you held no weapon. Since most people are right handed and would hold a knife in that hand, we shake right hands. Let people know that you are concealing a weapon ... and refuse to shake hands. That's a powerful thing to hold over someone.

Best Potential for the Right Person
You should respond to the cute girls with, "Well, my friends plant a big wet one on me!" Try that and see how it goes.

For When I'm Feeling Violent
The next time you’re asked you need to pull a Zidane on them (head-butt them):

Most Helpful
"Sorry I can’t shake your hand, but I’m very pleased to meet you," delivered with a smile but a professional tone in your voice.

Thanks for the laughs and for the practical input, friends!